Monday, October 30, 2006

Monday Morning Greens

It's not exactly the blues, so I've assigned it a different colour.

Today is a big day, I told myself as I woke up this morning. You have to dress accordingly.

A spiffy white shirt
A black pencil skirt
Pearl Earrings; and
My Ferragamo shoes.

I put my best foot forward, only to discover that my heels are crumbling. With every step, the heels of my shoes disintegrate further and I walk through the office leaving a little black trail of shoe crumbs. The pantry lady will be mystified when she arrives this evening to do the vacuuming.

I've looked very carefully at the heel and it looks like it will make it through the client lunch scheduled in 1 hour's time. But by the time 4 pm rolls around for me to give a seminar, I will be down to just the nails sticking out of the heels. With any luck, these will embed themselves into the carpet at the seminar venue and I will literally be rooted to the spot.

Just checked my horoscope. It says today will be slightly fucked up. I think I know already.

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At 12:28 PM, Blogger Fore! said...

Just go with bare feet to the seminar and tell the organisers that it is your personal & private gesture to show support for one of the following causes:
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At 1:23 PM, Blogger Minx said...

Go to the Ferragamo boutique and demand a replacement, or at least loan of a new pair of shoes...

How old are your shoes anyway??

 
At 2:29 PM, Blogger HairyDonut said...

Hi Minx! I seriously considered stomping into the nearest Ferragamo and messing up the carpet with my shoe crumbs but they might point out that the shoes are more than 10 years old and they don't make that model anymore.

Frankly I'm very impressed by the longevity of the shoes - every other part of the shoe looks just like new, just the heel hasn't held up well.

 
At 3:06 PM, Anonymous dilettanteP said...

Smootie,

Your shoes sounds like they just need re-heeling. No big dramas.

I get that all the time- that's why I leave ALL my work shoes at work. Surely there would be a pair that wouldn't fail me?;)

And my ferragamos- they hurt like hell so they're relegated to sit with my other unpopular shoes in storage.

 
At 3:51 PM, Blogger Cobalt Paladin said...

Well, take heart that it was just a f-day (must mind my language since I'm a father now). Think I'll be having a f-week, if not f-month. Don't think I need to check my horoscope to confirm that.

 
At 3:48 AM, Blogger valkyrie said...

you shoulda gone and stressed out that cobbler downstairs and made him re-heel for you on the spot!

 
At 8:04 AM, Anonymous ahboi said...

Darlink, there are a couple of things you can do with your Ferragamo:

a. Go and tell your boss: Bad Shoe Day, Don't Ferragamo With Me. And I Want My Raise, Now.

b. Go on ebay: One And Only Ferragamo With Invisible Heel. Get It Now.

 
At 3:03 PM, Blogger HairyDonut said...

You mean the Emperor's New Heels.

Thanks for the tip. Am clumping through the office today and marvelling at the trail of black bits that I'm leaving behind. You would think I'd just been exhumed.

 
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