Thursday, October 12, 2006

Oh yeah. Their physical characteristics.

Sorry Val. Forgot about that little detail. And here I was thinking that you'd be happy so long as they didn't have tattoos.

62kg; 65 kg; 67kg.

Ranges from 1 head taller than me to a neck and a head taller than me. I'm 1.575 metres tall and failed my SQ height test by 0.5 cm. Coz it's all about me, you know.

Ranges from black to brown/black, all have similar hairstyle. It's called the "Out of the Army, but Still Like Short Hair" style. No ponytails. On the other end of the scale, none of the hair is receding or thinning. But then again, please consider my viewing perspective and the fact that I have to stand on a chair to really be sure (coz it's all about me, you know.)

Small. No fat. Muscle tone varies. Makes a loud smacking noise when you hit it. Good squeeze.

Side Fat/ Man-Breasts
Minimal. I prefer more fat on the side myself. Thank God there are no man-breasts.

Do they floss?
Yes, but not daily though.

Do they have cars?
Yes for God's sake. He who walks, walks alone. The model of the car varies. There's a red car, a grey car and a ... red car.

Sperm viable?
Yes. Tastes like honeydew melon. At least that's what they tell me.


At 12:57 PM, Blogger Cobalt Paladin said...

Erm... How about age? Asking for a friend. ;)

At 2:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

looks like eligible bachelors are hot stuff these days.

you left out the most impt thing: are they lawyers?

At 2:30 PM, Blogger valkyrie said...


they must be really good friends of yours, HD. :) you're really going the extra mile for them. alright, for all this effort, i'm up for making a few new friends. friends only though. :)

At 3:33 PM, Blogger HairyDonut said...

Unfortunately 2 out of 3 are lawyers. The last one (now the most desirable for his non-lawyer status) is an ex-merchant banker now working in the fambly business. You can say he's an epicurean. He knows his cheese and oysters.

Age varies from 28 to 36 years. All still look pretty youthful. Non-metrosexual, although one of them WILL be going for a pedicure at A Certain Nail Spa.

Shoe size varies from 8.5 to 15. I'm no cobbler but I don't believe the 15. The guy will look like a gigantic "L".

To use a now-outdated term, one of them is from the GEP! Yes ladies! I have a live one on my hands! The other two are from the Express stream. Whatever that means.

At 3:52 PM, Anonymous inex said...

I have three single female friends for sale, no, I mean for dates!

How to bridge the connection? Single female friends (SFF) are all reasonably pleasant looking, smart and have stable careers.

Why are they single? Fussy as well. there, perfect match.

There should be a website call annoymous dating. Daters and Datees only be referals.

At 3:53 PM, Anonymous inex said...

only by referals I mean. (too excited already)

At 6:04 PM, Blogger HairyDonut said...

V. interesting....

Regarding this date with destiny, if your friends are keen, pls let me know a little bit more about them at

One of the 3 Bachelors just asked, in response to a query regarding his blood group, if I was intending to sell his body parts. Talk about gratitude having a short half life. Does anyone want a tiny little heart?

At 10:25 PM, Blogger knobby said...

Smoot: what is GEP?

At 11:53 PM, Blogger Hiroaki Protagonist said...


Do you think your friends would be keen to just have platonic male dining partners?

At 6:04 AM, Anonymous Cory said...

Tastes like honeydew melon? Now that's impressive!!

At 9:36 AM, Blogger HairyDonut said...

Cory: That statement still needs to be corroborated. Too bad there is no database like

GEP means Gifted Education Programme, where local kids with extraordinarily high levels of intelligence get lots of extra classes.

At 9:34 AM, Blogger gremlin said...

eew. red car, grey car and red car. no lure there. think you're forgetting something here. bum size description also eew. "taut" I would consider but "small" is just puny and erm...puny? ok, fine, so am not eligible. fine. but then again, did you ever ask them if they'd prefer married women? maybe more exciting ;p?

At 9:49 AM, Anonymous inex said...

Hiroaki Protagonist,

why? are you gay? haha anyway I have already mail my friend's details to hairy donut, so kindly contact her if you wish to join her increasing number of SMFs. Single male friends heh.

At 5:37 AM, Blogger valkyrie said...

are any of them bilingual? :)

ps. we missed you at dinner!

At 11:07 AM, Blogger Ruok said...

Inex, if you find such a website, let me know.

I wanna sign up. :P

At 1:28 PM, Blogger goodshithappens said...

honeydew melon....yummy!

At 10:15 PM, Blogger sassyjan said...

sounds yummy! *giggle*

At 9:46 AM, Blogger HairyDonut said...

I knew that honeydew flavour would be a winner!

How come nobody asked if the 3 Bachelors tasted it themselves?

At 3:43 PM, Blogger Hiroaki Protagonist said...


No, I love women too much to be gay.

It's just that I love trying out dining places and it's hard for me to find good company for it.

SMF? Well, I don't consider myself to be "super desirable" yet.

At 3:22 PM, Blogger lecoqsportif said...

wait a minute ... how many of these bachelors do i personally know?

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