Oh yeah. Their physical characteristics.
Sorry Val. Forgot about that little detail. And here I was thinking that you'd be happy so long as they didn't have tattoos.
Weight
62kg; 65 kg; 67kg.
Height
Ranges from 1 head taller than me to a neck and a head taller than me. I'm 1.575 metres tall and failed my SQ height test by 0.5 cm. Coz it's all about me, you know.
Hair
Ranges from black to brown/black, all have similar hairstyle. It's called the "Out of the Army, but Still Like Short Hair" style. No ponytails. On the other end of the scale, none of the hair is receding or thinning. But then again, please consider my viewing perspective and the fact that I have to stand on a chair to really be sure (coz it's all about me, you know.)
Ass
Small. No fat. Muscle tone varies. Makes a loud smacking noise when you hit it. Good squeeze.
Side Fat/ Man-Breasts
Minimal. I prefer more fat on the side myself. Thank God there are no man-breasts.
Do they floss?
Yes, but not daily though.
Do they have cars?
Yes for God's sake. He who walks, walks alone. The model of the car varies. There's a red car, a grey car and a ... red car.
Sperm viable?
Yes. Tastes like honeydew melon. At least that's what they tell me.
posted by HairyDonut @ Thursday, October 12, 2006
20 comments
20 Comments:
Erm... How about age? Asking for a friend. ;)
looks like eligible bachelors are hot stuff these days.
you left out the most impt thing: are they lawyers?
LOL!
they must be really good friends of yours, HD. :) you're really going the extra mile for them. alright, for all this effort, i'm up for making a few new friends. friends only though. :)
Unfortunately 2 out of 3 are lawyers. The last one (now the most desirable for his non-lawyer status) is an ex-merchant banker now working in the fambly business. You can say he's an epicurean. He knows his cheese and oysters.
Age varies from 28 to 36 years. All still look pretty youthful. Non-metrosexual, although one of them WILL be going for a pedicure at A Certain Nail Spa.
Shoe size varies from 8.5 to 15. I'm no cobbler but I don't believe the 15. The guy will look like a gigantic "L".
To use a now-outdated term, one of them is from the GEP! Yes ladies! I have a live one on my hands! The other two are from the Express stream. Whatever that means.
I have three single female friends for sale, no, I mean for dates!
How to bridge the connection? Single female friends (SFF) are all reasonably pleasant looking, smart and have stable careers.
Why are they single? Fussy as well. there, perfect match.
There should be a website call annoymous dating. Daters and Datees only be referals.
only by referals I mean. (too excited already)
V. interesting....
Regarding this date with destiny, if your friends are keen, pls let me know a little bit more about them at mcclungmike@yahoo.com
One of the 3 Bachelors just asked, in response to a query regarding his blood group, if I was intending to sell his body parts. Talk about gratitude having a short half life. Does anyone want a tiny little heart?
Smoot: what is GEP?
Inex,
Do you think your friends would be keen to just have platonic male dining partners?
Tastes like honeydew melon? Now that's impressive!!
Cory: That statement still needs to be corroborated. Too bad there is no database like http://www.bitterwaitress.com/std/index.html?keyword=lopez&search=search
GEP means Gifted Education Programme, where local kids with extraordinarily high levels of intelligence get lots of extra classes.
eew. red car, grey car and red car. no lure there. think you're forgetting something here. bum size description also eew. "taut" I would consider but "small" is just .....like puny and erm...puny? ok, fine, so am not eligible. fine. but then again, did you ever ask them if they'd prefer married women? maybe more exciting ;p?
Hiroaki Protagonist,
why? are you gay? haha anyway I have already mail my friend's details to hairy donut, so kindly contact her if you wish to join her increasing number of SMFs. Single male friends heh.
are any of them bilingual? :)
ps. we missed you at dinner!
Inex, if you find such a website, let me know.
I wanna sign up. :P
honeydew melon....yummy!
sounds yummy! *giggle*
I knew that honeydew flavour would be a winner!
How come nobody asked if the 3 Bachelors tasted it themselves?
Inex,
No, I love women too much to be gay.
It's just that I love trying out dining places and it's hard for me to find good company for it.
SMF? Well, I don't consider myself to be "super desirable" yet.
wait a minute ... how many of these bachelors do i personally know?
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