Wednesday, October 11, 2006

For Val

ONE Bachelor, all alone
Calls TWO Bachelors, on the phone
THREE Bachelors at the door
Bring along another FOUR ....
...........................................
I think there's a limit to how many times one can read "Hippos" and "Goodnight Moon" before you can recite it in your sleep. I can now recite these 2 books to The Son without even opening them, not really a skill that I can be proud of, but I'm amazed that he can also give as good as he takes. We were out of the house and away from the book one day and I had just finished reciting "Hippos" to him ("THREE Hippos say Good Day! The last TWO Hippos go their way...") when he said "Wagon". There's a bright red wagon on that page in the book. He can visualise the pages! Oh my little future Harvard scholar!

Anyway, I have currently in stock THREE Eligible Bachelors. All are men of substantial and independent means, reasonably good looking and looking for A Good Woman with a view to a long-term relationship. Short-term tenants need not apply.

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Would I date them myself?
Yeah.

2. Are they weird? Why did I mention them?
Because they're really great, just unable to find the right girl.

3. Why are they unable to find the right girl?
Because they're fussy as all hell.

4. Why are they fussy as all hell? Are they Brad Pitt?
No, Brad's married, dumbass.

5. Do they look nice? Are they divorced? Do they have children?
Yes, they look nice. You can bring them home and your parents will not run screaming from the room. Never married. No kids. No tattoos.

6. Do you expect me, a young lady with no shortage of admirers, to actually write a comment on your public blog asking to meet them? Do I come across as desperate to you?
Of course not. Don't comment nair mind lor. I have good stock - someone will snap it up.

7. Is that me you are talking about?
Yes.

18 Comments:

At 11:23 PM, Blogger valkyrie said...

hahaha!! i thought it was going to be a break down of who each candidate is and what his characteristics are!

 
At 1:35 AM, Blogger gremlin said...

my leslieeee....? (she wails pathetically)

 
At 1:54 AM, Blogger The Screwy Skeptic said...

are these bachelors too old slash too far away for me? i'm willing to shell out some frequent flyer miles here, god willing.

 
At 10:12 AM, Blogger Little Miss Drinkalot said...

ME!! ME!! ME FIRST!! ME FIRST!!

 
At 10:24 AM, Blogger HairyDonut said...

No, it's not your Leslie, Ms Never-Do-Anything-About-It-Now-It's-Way-Too-Late. I said NEVER MARRIED NO KIDS.

The stock is all in Singapore. It may travel a little bit from time to time but it always comes back here.

 
At 3:47 PM, Anonymous inex said...

I have single girlfriends.. may they apply?

 
At 2:41 AM, Blogger S said...

Are they Singaporean and still available? My mom would cook double-boiled soup over a charcoal stove for you for the rest of your life if they were. Haha.

BTW, I came across your blog through Knobby's. Just been through some of your archives. I wanted to let you know that you have a new fan and reader! :)

 
At 4:01 PM, Blogger oakleyses said...

v

 
At 4:01 PM, Blogger oakleyses said...

nike free, kate spade handbags, nike air max, michael kors outlet, christian louboutin, coach purses, oakley vault, tiffany and co jewelry, christian louboutin outlet, cheap oakley sunglasses, ray ban sunglasses, coach outlet store online, tory burch outlet, louis vuitton outlet online, louis vuitton outlet, coach outlet, louis vuitton outlet, jordan shoes, chanel handbags, louis vuitton, kate spade outlet online, louis vuitton handbags, polo ralph lauren outlet, burberry outlet online, red bottom shoes, true religion outlet, longchamp handbags, ray ban outlet, true religion, prada outlet, michael kors outlet online, tiffany jewelry, gucci handbags, polo ralph lauren, michael kors outlet online, oakley sunglasses, christian louboutin shoes, michael kors outlet store, michael kors outlet online, nike air max, longchamp outlet, nike shoes, longchamp outlet online, prada handbags, michael kors outlet online, coach outlet, burberry outlet online

 
At 4:13 PM, Blogger oakleyses said...

longchamp pas cher, chaussure louboutin, longchamp, nike air force, nike free, hollister, sac michael kors, vans pas cher, nike air max, nike air max, converse pas cher, abercrombie and fitch, lacoste pas cher, nike blazer pas cher, new balance pas cher, louis vuitton, louis vuitton pas cher, oakley pas cher, ralph lauren, air jordan, lululemon, mulberry, timberland, guess pas cher, burberry pas cher, louis vuitton uk, sac vanessa bruno, true religion outlet, michael kors uk, nike roshe, nike free pas cher, barbour, ray ban uk, nike roshe run, hollister, air max pas cher, tn pas cher, ray ban pas cher, north face, air max, sac louis vuitton, scarpe hogan, hermes pas cher, true religion jeans, michael kors canada, ralph lauren pas cher, north face pas cher

 
At 4:17 PM, Blogger oakleyses said...

north face jackets, birkin bag, ugg soldes, p90x workout, ferragamo shoes, mac cosmetics, marc jacobs outlet, nike huarache, bottega veneta, babyliss pro, ghd, north face outlet, mcm handbags, herve leger, uggs outlet, canada goose outlet, insanity workout, giuseppe zanotti, soccer jerseys, rolex watches, jimmy choo shoes, canada goose outlet, celine handbags, mont blanc pens, ugg, beats headphones, ugg boots, chi flat iron, uggs on sale, canada goose, soccer shoes, wedding dresses, asics shoes, hollister, valentino shoes, reebok shoes, longchamp, lululemon outlet, ugg outlet, new balance outlet, abercrombie and fitch, nfl jerseys, vans outlet, roshe run, canada goose outlet, nike trainers, instyler ionic styler

 
At 4:22 PM, Blogger oakleyses said...

air max, juicy couture outlet, louboutin, canada goose, wedding dress, louis vuitton canada, canada goose, ralph lauren, uggs canada, moncler outlet, thomas sabo uk, replica watches, parajumpers outlet, gucci, pandora jewelry, converse shoes, hollister clothing, nike air max, swarovski jewelry, converse, karen millen, montre femme, coach outlet, swarovski uk, timberland shoes, moncler, moncler, hollister, supra shoes, pandora charms, ray ban, links of london uk, oakley, juicy couture outlet, moncler, lancel, canada goose uk, toms outlet, baseball bats, pandora uk, iphone 6 case, vans, ugg, moncler, canada goose pas cher, hollister canada, moncler, moncler

 
At 9:35 AM, Blogger oakleyses said...

louis vuitton, oakley sunglasses, oakley sunglasses, tory burch outlet, ray ban sunglasses, oakley sunglasses, ugg boots, longchamp outlet, burberry, louboutin shoes, ray ban sunglasses, prada handbags, louis vuitton outlet, gucci outlet, louis vuitton, chanel handbags, longchamp, michael kors outlet, louboutin outlet, nike free, ugg boots, polo ralph lauren outlet, oakley sunglasses, nike air max, replica watches, christian louboutin outlet, michael kors outlet, longchamp outlet, tiffany jewelry, michael kors outlet, michael kors outlet, louis vuitton outlet, polo ralph lauren outlet, kate spade outlet, prada outlet, nike outlet, ray ban sunglasses, michael kors outlet, uggs on sale, louboutin, tiffany and co, louis vuitton, burberry outlet online, nike air max, jordan shoes, ugg boots, cheap oakley sunglasses

 
At 9:38 AM, Blogger oakleyses said...

ray ban pas cher, kate spade handbags, nike roshe, vans pas cher, lacoste pas cher, nike roshe run, abercrombie and fitch, true religion jeans, timberland, nike air max, coach factory outlet, true religion outlet, burberry, michael kors, coach purses, vanessa bruno, michael kors, converse pas cher, hollister pas cher, nike blazer, michael kors, oakley pas cher, tn pas cher, ray ban uk, mulberry, louboutin pas cher, hogan, ralph lauren uk, michael kors, coach outlet, sac guess, new balance pas cher, air force, nike free, lululemon, ralph lauren pas cher, coach outlet, north face, hermes, nike air max, true religion jeans, nike air max, sac longchamp, hollister, true religion jeans, north face, longchamp pas cher, air max, air jordan pas cher, nike free run uk

 
At 9:40 AM, Blogger oakleyses said...

louboutin, birkin bag, hollister, longchamp, ghd, insanity workout, nike roshe, beats by dre, hollister, oakley, nike air max, jimmy choo shoes, celine handbags, hollister, asics running shoes, gucci, giuseppe zanotti, vans, wedding dresses, timberland boots, mont blanc, north face outlet, valentino shoes, bottega veneta, soccer jerseys, mcm handbags, chi flat iron, lululemon, ray ban, abercrombie and fitch, new balance, ralph lauren, mac cosmetics, north face outlet, iphone 6 cases, nike air max, instyler, babyliss, herve leger, baseball bats, nfl jerseys, ferragamo shoes, nike trainers, reebok shoes, nike huarache, converse outlet, p90x workout, converse, vans shoes, soccer shoes

 
At 9:45 AM, Blogger oakleyses said...

toms shoes, moncler, pandora charms, pandora jewelry, michael kors handbags, barbour, replica watches, moncler, doudoune canada goose, pandora charms, wedding dresses, doke gabbana outlet, canada goose, louis vuitton, bottes ugg, barbour jackets, louis vuitton, karen millen, michael kors outlet, marc jacobs, pandora jewelry, moncler, louis vuitton, supra shoes, juicy couture outlet, montre pas cher, moncler, canada goose outlet, ugg pas cher, swarovski crystal, links of london, juicy couture outlet, moncler outlet, moncler, canada goose, canada goose uk, louis vuitton, lancel, ugg,uggs,uggs canada, canada goose outlet, canada goose, michael kors outlet online, hollister, moncler, moncler, ugg boots uk, ugg,ugg australia,ugg italia, thomas sabo, canada goose, swarovski, sac louis vuitton pas cher, coach outlet

 
At 10:56 AM, Blogger Zheng junxai5 said...

zhengjx20160720
ed hardy outlet
michael kors outlet
adidas nmd
tory burch flats
coach outlet
adidas boost
coach outlet
louis vuitton outlet stores
ghd flat iron
oakley sunglasses wholesale
polo ralph lauren outlet
michael kors outlet
christian louboutin sale
louis vuitton purses
true religion jeans
cheap jerseys
oakley sunglasses
louis vuitton purses
michael kors outlet clearance
kobe shoes 11
ralph lauren outlet
cheap ray ban sunglasses
michael kors handbags
oakley sunglasses
true religion jeans
oakley vault
coach factory outlet
nike air huarache
longchamp handbags
supra for sale
michael kors outlet
timberlands
ray ban sunglasses uk
coach outlet store
coach outlet clearance
gucci belts
polo ralph lauren
basketball shoes
louis vuitton purses

 
At 11:35 PM, Blogger Jian Zhuo said...

true religion outlet store
ray ban glasses
canada goose jackets
red bottom shoes
michael kors outlet store
polo ralph lauren outlet
michael kors bags
coach factory outlet online
hermes bags
uggzhi20161230

 

Post a Comment

<< Home