So I guess my secret is out
Day 7 without The Maid. We are getting used to it, but I think that's only because we haven't run out of clothes yet.
The Son keeps asking for her. Having fed him his last 5 breakfasts, I now realise that he has acquired my very low gag threshold. Everytime I head out to the dentist (all of once a year), the chair goes up and down maybe 20 times because of all the times we need to get up and rinse after gagging. It's like the first time I flew Business Class, except that was not gagging, it was me and the seat remote falling in love.
Anyway. So yesterday The Son and I were enjoying the amenities of the public bathroom at the Orchard Hotel (so nice) when The Son takes a good look at me and proclaims to all at toilet in his best television announcer voice,
"Mamma! How come you don't have any penis? How come Daddy and I have a penis, but you don't have any penis?"
The problem with being struck dumb momentarily is that the question gets repeated.
"Mamma! How come? How come you don't have any penis?"
"Is that your friend?" said the woman outside, in a low voice, to the other woman outside.
"No. My friends are all outside." said the handwasher.
I tried to wait until all the eavesdroppers had left, but The Son promptly unlocks the cubicle door and walks out.
9 Comments:
haha.... did u answer the question eventually?
dang! did you like rad calvin and hobbes to him while he was in your womb?? That's so a Calvin moment ...
You aren't the only one. My 3+ year old son just did that to me last week. I'm too embarrassed to repeat what exactly he said.
louis vuitton outlet online, nike air max, michael kors outlet online, longchamp outlet online, kate spade handbags, jordan shoes, true religion outlet, michael kors outlet online, gucci handbags, nike air max, coach purses, coach outlet, polo ralph lauren outlet, tory burch outlet, true religion, oakley sunglasses, oakley vault, kate spade outlet online, chanel handbags, tiffany jewelry, ray ban outlet, michael kors outlet online, coach outlet, ray ban sunglasses, christian louboutin shoes, prada outlet, longchamp handbags, louis vuitton handbags, prada handbags, nike free, longchamp outlet, tiffany and co jewelry, polo ralph lauren, louis vuitton outlet, christian louboutin outlet, michael kors outlet online, burberry outlet online, louis vuitton, burberry outlet online, coach outlet store online, red bottom shoes, nike shoes, cheap oakley sunglasses, christian louboutin, michael kors outlet, louis vuitton outlet, michael kors outlet store
wedding dresses, instyler ionic styler, mcm handbags, jimmy choo shoes, uggs outlet, uggs on sale, herve leger, canada goose outlet, babyliss pro, ugg, valentino shoes, canada goose outlet, nfl jerseys, soccer jerseys, ugg soldes, beats headphones, nike huarache, reebok shoes, mac cosmetics, p90x workout, vans outlet, marc jacobs outlet, canada goose, chi flat iron, mont blanc pens, insanity workout, lululemon outlet, nike trainers, celine handbags, ghd, birkin bag, asics shoes, longchamp, giuseppe zanotti, roshe run, rolex watches, ugg boots, north face jackets, canada goose outlet, abercrombie and fitch, new balance outlet, soccer shoes, north face outlet, ferragamo shoes, bottega veneta, hollister, ugg outlet
michael kors, prada handbags, polo ralph lauren outlet, nike air max, cheap oakley sunglasses, longchamp outlet, ray ban sunglasses, michael kors outlet, ugg boots, tory burch outlet, louboutin, gucci outlet, burberry outlet online, michael kors outlet, jordan shoes, louis vuitton, louboutin outlet, replica watches, nike air max, louis vuitton, oakley sunglasses, replica watches, tiffany jewelry, prada outlet, nike outlet, kate spade outlet, louis vuitton, tiffany and co, polo ralph lauren outlet, oakley sunglasses, nike free, oakley sunglasses, burberry, ray ban sunglasses, christian louboutin outlet, ugg boots, louboutin shoes, michael kors outlet, chanel handbags, ray ban sunglasses, uggs on sale, longchamp, longchamp outlet, oakley sunglasses, michael kors outlet, michael kors outlet
new orleans saints jerseys
ugg boots
ray ban sunglasses outlet
fitflops shoes
fitflops
polo ralph lauren
ed hardy uk
ray ban sunglasses
seahawks jersey
supra sneakers
2017.7.11
longchamp sale
tom ford sunglasses
nike air zoom
michael kors outlet
jordan shoes
lebron james shoes
nike polo
michael kors handbags
chrome hearts
chrome hearts
20170712
Excellent blog with unique content, thanks a lot for sharing this. I love to learn more about this topic. . دانلود آهنگ جدید
Post a Comment
<< Home