Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Ok. Not funny anymore.

There must be a law somewhere that pregnant women don't work or something. Or they don't hold down serious jobs. Because if you take a good look at all the clothes in the maternity shops, you'd find that they're either:

(a) clothes most appropriate for attending at the playground;
(b) clothes that you wear to sleep; or
(c) clothes that you would wear if you were soliciting for paid sex.

(c) was a weird one. But how else can we account for the profusion of low cut gaping clothes and high slits on short skirts. I could be wrong, but most guys don't dig pregnant chicks. I think they prefer their chicks non-pregnant, thank you very much. There's nothing more terrifying than an extremely pregnant woman prancing around in a short skirt. Stand behind her on an escalator going up, and you can almost see the baby crowning.

I am having some serious problems finding a plain, long sleeved white shirt that has buttons up to the collar. If I don't find one by Friday, I'm going to have to wear my husband's shirt to court.

11 Comments:

At 4:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

real cool maternity wear
http://www.isabellaoliver.com/maternity-clothes/

 
At 4:54 PM, Blogger expat@large said...

Towards term you could alway borrow one of my shirts.

 
At 10:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gledhill at taka and robinson stock up to size 22 women shirt

 
At 11:43 PM, Blogger k@Ye_ said...

Totally agree with u on the limited choice of maternity wear! But i m lucky coz my Mum sew some for me...

Oh, perhaps u could try getting some maternity wear (decent) at City Plaza... My cousin got some from there... And her office attire is really biz wear...

 
At 12:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

mm, but what did you wear the last time?

 
At 9:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

EGG at Vivocity? Thyme Maternity also has absolutely boring stuff, but not sure about plain white shirts. I just bought larger sized shirts from normal women's ranges like Marks and Spencer/Robinsons; lasted me till about 7 mths in the pregnancy.

 
At 11:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No experience in the maternity dress department (if you were talking lingerie, I could offer ideas)

But I think you're better off with his white shirts. Looks smarter too.

 
At 1:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you can try Zara at Liat towers.. They do carry a small selection of maternity wear for work - white long sleev shirts, black trousers etc

 
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