Bob Dog vs. Grandma (4 Jan 09)

Was a-slumbering on the living room couch of my mother's house yesterday evening when a loud argument between the oldest person in the house and the youngest one woke me up.

Apparently my mother had taken objection to her notepad and the underlying coffee table being stabbed repeatedly with a 2B pencil, and my son had taken objection to being scolded for it.

After administering the scolding, my mother walks back to the dining table to resume her dinner, not knowing that a small angry person was right behind her, ready to teach school.

"You are not supposed to scold me" said the small angry person. "I am bigger and older than you!"

"No, you're not" said the Grandma. "You are 3 years old, and I am 65 years old (lie lie lie - she's been 65 for the last 3 years). Also, I am taller than you!"

"Actually" said the small angry person "If you squat down, I am taller than you!"