Local Boy Found To Be 50% Naughtier on Mondays

Studies reveal The Son to be consistently less obedient and dramatically more likely to Talk Back on Mondays compared to any other day of the week. Leading experts interviewed have confirmed that this phenomenon is directly linked to the fact that on Sundays, in the care of his doting Grandmother, the toddler's chances of getting away with just about anything increase by more than 10,000 per cent.

"The situation is getting ridiculous" the Toddler's mother was quoted as saying. "When I was his age, I used to get caned if I didn't recite my multiplication tables fast enough. Yet he can spill Milo all over her new cream fabric couch and there's barely a scratch on him"

When approached by our reporters, the doting Grandmother refused to comment, saying that there is no such thing as a cane.