Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Local Girl Buys Even More Clothes

So despite having more clothes than God, I have accidentally bought even more clothes. They arrived today in the mail from Victoria's Secrets! Is it possible to be overjoyed and horrified all at the same time. To add insult to injury, they stuffed a new catalog in the package, so that I can admire their new selections as I admire my purchases.

In other news, there are little bruises all over my ankles and shin from running around all weekend at the pool and beach with Sonny Son Son. It looks like I have been beaten about the feet and ankles by a very small but angry leprechaun.

14 Comments:

At 5:36 PM, Blogger the VirginPornStar said...

No such thing as too much clothes I say. Or too much lingerie. Or shoes. Or handbags. Perhaps even makeup.

 
At 9:17 PM, Blogger knobby said...

I disagree with the veep. There most certainly is such a thing as too much makeup. As to lingerie... well, now.

 
At 9:17 PM, Blogger knobby said...

I disagree with the veep. There most certainly is such a thing as too much makeup. As to lingerie... well, now.

 
At 9:18 PM, Blogger knobby said...

(That's my doppelganger speaking.)

 
At 11:48 PM, Blogger The Mama said...

browsing through the vic secrets catalog the other day, i feel positively short,flat and ugly.

 
At 4:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

With the most recent VS purchase, you should expect your son to have a sibling soon.

 
At 7:32 PM, Blogger HairyDonut said...

Well at least you and your doppelganger can agree on something.

VPS: Agree with your view. Also for swimsuits.

Mama: I no longer feel bad when I see the catalog - I read a book on photoshop that changed my whole perspective on tall slim and pretty. Did you see that Dove ad?

 
At 11:20 PM, Blogger gremlin said...

yah! yah! Mama - you must've seen the Dove ad.how's that for reality check.

 
At 1:40 PM, Blogger The Mama said...

yes, i have seen the dove ad. however, these victoria secret girls are so big busted and super duperly gorgeous to have been photoshopped into beauties.

aren't vic secret girls known for their beauty? doesn't every man on earth want to date a VS model, married or not?

case in point: vic secret models Allesandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima and Gisele Bundchen - all genuinely hot, hot, hot women - not much photoshopping needed i guarantee you that....it's true they are all genuinely beautiful. VS only hire the best.

 
At 3:31 PM, Blogger valkyrie said...

i see you've joined the regular Donate-to-VS Club. :

ps. i loved their recent shoe sale catalogue! the only thing that stopped me from ordering 4 pairs was the fact that shoes are a little trickier to fit well.

 
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