Friday, July 13, 2007

What we didn't put on our CV

I always feel deeply deeply sorry for my boss when he decides to trust me with things like directions, how to get from point A to point B, what floor is the meeting on, which building is it in, should we take the train in this direction or the other direction, ...

Today, en-route back from our office lunch to the office, we climbed up and down 5 storeys for no particular reason except that I had a 50% chance of turning right and 50% chance of turning wrong at a crucial junction.

I would've liked to have said to him (but I could not so I thought it VERY LOUDLY in my head) that, hey dude. You didn't hire me for the right directions. Granted that you didn't hire me for the wrong directions either, but if you had just asked I would've given you a longer CV with a new section called

"What I Cannot Do"

1. Drive
2. Plug & Play devices
3. Keep my desk/room/shelves neat
4. Not play Neil Diamond excessively in the office
5. Keep my paws off your food in the office fridge - it's not that half your loaf of wholegrain bread is missing - it's that a storage tax was levied on your bread and deducted at source.

9 Comments:

At 5:07 PM, Blogger Carrie said...

Just realised that there's a link to my blog in yours. Anyway, just a short note to say I enjoy reading yours lots. Cheers!

 
At 11:50 PM, Blogger short said...

luckily u dont have colleagues like mine. SOmeone ever sent a mass mail complaining some1 stole his peanuts and chicken curry, leaving only the curry....

 
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Well at least your list is only 5 long, mine fills at least a toilet roll.

 
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