Thursday, June 28, 2007

Escuse me but my eyes are up here

It's been a long time since I had a meeting with some random client representative and he spent more time looking south of my chin than he spent looking in my eyes while we talked.

Granted I am wearing one them new titty tops from Victoria Secrets, but there's another shirt on over that (also fr VS), and then a jacket. What gives, man.

It must be the whole married persona. Married me does not expect anyone to be looking at anything other than our documents and notes. Single me would've probably anticipated some form of reaction, and would've probably said something ambiguous and polite, like "If you look at my chest one more time I will punch you".

Sometimes I miss Single Me - she was a lot of fun and was super audacious. Married me is cautious, staid and a little bit boring. I've never been to MOS, St James Power Station, that soap bubble bikini joint at Sentosa or that other place where people sit around in their bikinis and drink alcohol (did I just describe all of Sentosa?) Married me hardly ever gets pampered anymore - for example, the other day when my husband brought me breakfast in bed, he used the Aussino linen napkins which he knows abrades my face.

17 Comments:

At 2:12 PM, Blogger Fore! said...

I miss Single You too. She had more time to hang out, a much more *ahem* lively love life and more single girlfriends to introduce.

 
At 2:17 PM, Blogger HairyDonut said...

Well talk about the pot calling the kettle *ahem* lively. I hardly think you need any introductions.

 
At 2:36 PM, Blogger Fore! said...

Pot! That would be the fourth thing I miss about Single You. Just kidding.

And introductions were always welcome, whether they were on a need or want basis. I was going to write more but caught myself and realised that any more details and we'll have to take this discussion off your blog.

 
At 4:27 PM, Blogger coern said...

zomg linen abrades your face??

maybe he wanted to exfoliate you. ;p

 
At 4:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://paperger.blogspot.com/

recognise her? haha. Was just blog hopping, when i suddenly felt her face was verrrrrry verrrrrrrrry familiar.

Then I remembered. =P

 
At 7:30 PM, Blogger HairyDonut said...

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! (squeals like a little girl).

That's my studio model!!!!!!!

I see she has also doctored the photos so that her skin is not so yellow. I had to do a lot of work to change her skin colour when I processed the shots.

 
At 11:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh man, so funny. it's like when the taxi driver almost drove us to st james power station (me with 3 kids in tow) when we really only wanted to go to kindergarten. maybe it is the married with children thang.haha.

 
At 11:26 PM, Blogger The Mama said...

i know how you feel

 
At 11:39 PM, Blogger gremlin said...

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! paperger's actually kinda cute now having read some of her entries. wah lao eh. she really has tons of pics of herself....

 
At 11:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Single you and Married you .... is the SAME you...

You dod not become suddenly slower and less interesting cos of spouse or kid in tow...

And wrt the lacey VS top tucked into or behind a business jacket , is ALWAYS gonna get the male species stealing a peak ... my eyes would wonder south of the chin too ...

But just goes to show you still have what it takes ... but you really did not need your ego boosted this fine Friday morning ...

G

 
At 2:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am getting Happier now. God will be Fair!

 
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