Signs that The Son might be spending too much time with The Maid

1. He can speak Tagalog
2. If you put a cloth in his hand, he will wipe the table
3. Renewed interest in the Fisher-Price stove set and in cooking ("gook-king")
4. Every maid along our street knows his name
5. When The Maid washes our car, he will also wash his little toy cars.
6. They both scold The Dog in exactly the same way.