Seriously. WTF is going on.

A horrible week looks like it's about to end on a horrible note. Have been too busy to sleep more than 3 hours a night and I think my colleagues are starting to notice that the black suit I'm wearing is the same suit. As this week. And last week. The combination of multiple-deadline-stress and lack of sleep is starting to make me hallucinate.

Like, did one of my neighbours really sit outside her house sewing at 3 am yesterday morning?

Did the people next door get drunk and start howling and shrieking at 6 am today?

Why do people walk their dogs in pitch darkness at 4 am?

Actually there is incontrovertible evidence that I am seeing things - the first of my, uh, 8 tins of BerryLite has inexplicably emptied itself out just sitting in my office drawer within hours of purchase. I'm keeping a very close watch on the other 7 tins. A very very close watch. When will you humans ever learn - you can't fool me!