Tuesday, January 16, 2007

*Screams!* Someone Stoled My Cookies!!

Horror of Horrors!! Someone has stolen my ENTIRE JAR of strawberries and cream cookies and cranberry and oatmeal cookies!!!!!! Val very kindly baked the cookies, put them into the cutest little glass and metal jar and hand delivered them to me! Now they are gone!!!! Woe is me! Woe is me!

Stepped out of the office today and when I came back, a cat burglar had broken into my (unlocked open door) office and taken only my most prized possession which were ... the cookies! There were only crumbs left in the jar! Somehow the cat burglar instinctively knew what the most important thing in my office was. And tooked it. THEY TOOKED IT!!!

The Husband sez to me this morning, he sez, if you don't bring the cookies home, you don't come home. Now how? *gnashes hair, tears teeth*

12 Comments:

At 7:34 PM, Blogger Indiana said...

So you ate them all huh? ~grin~

 
At 4:12 PM, Blogger Fore! said...

I think you mean "tears" hair and "gnashes" teeth, not the other way around. Unless you're really going nucking futs.

 
At 4:50 PM, Blogger gremlin said...

for a minute there i believed u. tsk. then i remembered twas u. where r my CDs, cow. week of 5th feb go eat jap wif me? u pay unless i get me CDs back. set.

 
At 12:13 AM, Blogger valkyrie said...

hahaha! ok, more to come when i'm back! :)

i wonder if the burglar preferred the strawberries & cream or the cranberry oatmeal?

 
At 9:50 AM, Blogger HairyDonut said...

Would you believe it, the cat burglar had THE CHEEK to leave behind a note to say he/ she preferred the strawberries and cream ones!

I really should sue, I should.

 
At 12:16 PM, Blogger palmist said...

I hope the theif did not hide it around the waist though. It is a dead give away :s But I suppose there is still more room for hiding ;)

 
At 5:55 PM, Blogger HairyDonut said...

What was that saying - a moment on my lips and eternity on my hips.

 
At 12:53 PM, Blogger knobby said...

Fore, you dodo. That was a joke!

 
At 10:10 PM, Blogger greyscalefuzz said...

Tsk tsk... trust a lawyer with good grammar. It is:

'Someone STOLE My Cookies!!'

You can't steal what is already stolen, hence... you cannot have STOLED it.

Unless you meant to say that you've STOWED it away. :P

 
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