Thursday, December 14, 2006

Shuda Just Sold The Body Parts Online

In a continuing effort to contribute something to mankind (literally), I have tried over the past few months to set up 3 bachelors online. With a bachelor-man-meets-female-blogger twist. Have failed miserably, and have had to eat my words.

You know, in theory, this would've been a fantastic idea, leading to a real-time business, leading to a NASDAQ-listed company, leading to world domination. But the hitch in the great plan has turned out to be the bachelors. You know who you are !!

One bachelor actually asked me if I was selling his body parts online. How much was the best offer for the penis, he asked. I told him after much heated bidding, the top offer was S$5.65 (inclusive of GST and postage). Well, that's more than S$500 per metre! he said. It's a pretty good price!

Will discuss further when I'm less depressed. Now doing a faceplant.

27 Comments:

At 11:23 AM, Blogger Indiana said...

Did you set the bachelors up with the same girl or with different girls?

And if they were so good to be set up, what proved wrong with them?

 
At 11:29 AM, Blogger HairyDonut said...

Different girls.

It all started when I set up someone with someone, with some success. Suddenly there was a chorus of discontented male voices:

"You never do anything for me"
"Why didn't you think of me?"
"I was available that night too!"

blah blah blah Ginger.

When a man is asking for a favour, he seldemn shows his fussy side, is all I can say in defence.

 
At 5:59 PM, Blogger Little Miss Drinkalot said...

Oh god. Are we now going to discuss the 1,000,001 things that he found unsatisfactory about me??

 
At 7:11 PM, Blogger HairyDonut said...

Of course not. I thought you were great, right down to the pink shoes and green skin.

 
At 7:13 PM, Blogger Little Miss Drinkalot said...

Shuda left the pink hairclips in.

 
At 2:03 AM, Blogger valkyrie said...

hey i had a great time during our dinner! like i said, i don't mind making friends and i'm not jumping into the dating game holding my breath without getting to know someone platonically, so i wasn't out looking for sparks to fly... but your efforts were much appreciated. and i was really really glad i went, because i really enjoyed meeting you! :)

 
At 9:19 AM, Blogger xue said...

good for you for at least trying! we need more ppl like you around, especially in sg. my girlfriends and i are dreading returning to the sgrean dating scene.

 
At 2:42 PM, Anonymous the oracle said...

thanks for the or-ni and sharks fin soup

 
At 4:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, u should be prouda urself for even trying. i think your friends appreciate the effort.

 
At 11:22 PM, Anonymous kwonghou said...

maybe can auction the balls too. in the aftermath of a bullfight, penis and balls come together in a dish. some chinese believe it's very tonic.

and since it's $500/m for the one, we can open with $400/g for the other.

xi pa ji sian....

 
At 2:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hello, just happened to surf by (: did the blind dates know you were advertising them on your blog?

michelle.

 
At 10:45 AM, Blogger Hiroaki Protagonist said...

This is going to be awkward...

I really just wonder if there are women who are game to go out with a guy for a nice meal. Really just like a dine, chill and chat with no other agenda. There are several nice places that I would love to try out...

 
At 12:25 PM, Blogger palmist said...

wow man you should be collecting some money for dating consultancy.

 
At 5:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha... $500/m at $5 per bodypart means that the length of each body part is less then 1cm... Ooops... =P

 
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