Local Woman Finds Out The Hard Way That Beer Gives False Results in Pregnancy Test

... ... "her tummy just grew and grew and everyone thought she was pregnant but in fact it was just a huge beer belly. And she and her beer belly lived unhappily ever after. The End."

I'm starting to wonder if it's not just an urban legend after all. Maybe I shouldn't have downed that keg last November before peeing on a stick. Yes, that might have been an ill advised move.

Am now heading to the Durian Durian Cafe to drown my sorrows. I really do spend my money on stupid stuff. Wonder if I can find a taxi who will drive me home after that, especially if I'm carrying leftovers. Will probably have to rely on my "sad pregnant woman by the side of the road who needs transport" routine. While stocks last!