Dun dun DUN!

Just when I thought I had left all the crazy neighbours behind, I find out (the hard way) that one of my neighbours has a tail. A little piggy tail. And he's not ashamed of it at all, no sirree.

So The Son and I were enjoying a nice afternoon swim in the diving pool when I saw out of the corner of my eye this big fat hairy Caucasian guy with a crazy smirk on his face advancing towards us. He clambors on top of the highest diving board, jumps up and down a few times and positions himself mid-air to do the biggest belly-flop I've ever seen. It was like a scene from a movie (The Perfect Storm?). All the water at the sides left the pool, all the water in the middle of the pool moved to the sides and The Son scrambles out of the pool, complaining that he is "scairt" of the "big water".

I glared at the big fat cannonball who is climbing out of the pool, hairy fat inch by inch, and then suddenly, to the horror of everyone watching, his pants slip down to expose his ass crack just a tiny little bit and a little pink tail pokes out to say hello.

Welcome to the neighbourhood.