My Son Goes To School With Hannibal

So there was a minor commotion at Suntec this afternoon, when The Husband told me that The Son got bit by one of his classmates in school. Apparantly there was a discussion next to the hamster cage that did not end well. And by 'minor commotion', I mean that I kept my complete and absolute rage to a simmering and muffled minimum whilst I planned my revenge on the 2-year old girl who had the unmitigated temerity to sink her teeth into my son's arm. Yes, the same arm that I spent 9.5 months making all nice and cute. IT'S MY ARM.

According to reports, Little Ms Hannibal got timed out and was reprimanded by the teachers. Well I'll show her time out. Tomorrow morning I'm going to be right there when she arrives at the centre and I'm going to teach school. What's the big deal - those are just milk teeth and they was going to come out anyway. I'm helping her save on dental fees. Also, I'm not to blame if I smack her right across the head while waving goodbye to my son. Kids that small - them's to blame for getting in the way.

That child's parent has 1 working day to come up with an apology, is all I have to say.