Questions Questions and More Questions
Got into a discussion today at lunch about "What's Kinky to You" and was a little bit surprised to discover that playing your favourite song over and over and over and over and over again whilst one is engaged in certain activities is not regarded as kinky. What depraved times we live in. How can that not be regarded as a touch of kink-lite, I would like to know.
Anyway, after some reframing of the issues and a reality check, we came up with a little list of "Have you ever had sex in a" questions to redefine the gimp within. Everyone had different scores. I suspect the scores vary wildly based on whether they need to be announced or can be kept to oneself. What's your score?
Have you ever engaged in sexual activities in....
1. a vehicle
2. a moving vehicle
3. a public place
4. a hospital
5. court
6. your office
7. a restaurant (bonus notches if you were still working on the entree at the relevant time)
8. a plane
9. a public bathroom
10. a karaoke pub (or, as my mother would say, nite-crup)
Have you ever tried...
1. bondage
2. animal husbandry
3. more than 1 sex partner within the same 24 hours (not necessarily at the same time)
4. more than 1 sex partner at the same time
5. receiving payment thereafter
6. skipping out without paying thereafter
7. photography during the event
8. videocamming the event
9. letting someone else listen or watch (the dog/cat/hamster don't count)
10. spitting into someone's mouth and diving in after it.
11. sex with a relative
12. sex with a close relative (vice is nice, but incest is best!)
13. violence (in moderate amounts please)
Oh God this is taking too long. Anyway, in line with our national policy on family values, everyone denied any knowledge of the above and nobody admitted anything.
posted by HairyDonut @ Thursday, September 20, 2007
10 comments
10 Comments:
Have you ever engaged...
1. Y
2. Y
3. Y
4. N
5. N
6. No office (yet) but most definitely will when I do
7. N
8. Almost! but no T_T
9. N (gross!)
10.N
Have you ever tried...
1. Not interested
2. Not interested
3. Y
4. Almost! but no T_T
5. Almost! lol
6. No, I don't do commercial.
7. N, I'm not photogenic.
8. Not yet, but perhaps some day soon.
9. No, I get stage fright.
10.No. gross!
11.Never gonna happen unless I have some long lost relative I never knew about who's incredibly hot.
12.Never gonna happen unless I have some long lost relative I never knew about who's incredibly hot.
13.I scared pain! even on other peoples.
1. Yes, vehicle
2. Yes, moving vehicle
(very dangelous this one)
3. yes, ahem various public places
4. no...too sick n tired
5. no, never been
6. no office
7. no too busy eating
8. no, hate flying
9. yes, too desperate
10. no, dun like to go there
1. no thanks
2. huh?
3. yes
4. yes, with a pair of cousin (not my cousins)
5. no, too shy to asklah
6. always.
7. yes, still have pics..wanna see?
8. no, videocam is strictly for baby only.
9. listen yes, watch no...husband say he's too fat.
10. no too gross
11. no thanks. my male relatives r all too ugly.
12. ermmm...my husband is reluctant to rape me.
han and themama - OMG. you're serious. how funny!
HairyD - ? you're really starved?
Smoot you really need to get out more, or at least tell us your score before we reveal ours.
1. a vehicle Y
2. a moving vehicle Y
3. a public place Y
4. a hospital Y
5. court N
6. your office Y
7. a restaurant (bonus notches if you were still working on the entree at the relevant time) N
8. a plane N
9. a public bathroom Y
10. a karaoke pub (or, as my mother would say, nite-crup) N
Have you ever tried...
1. bondage Y
2. animal husbandry N
3. more than 1 sex partner within the same 24 hours (not necessarily at the same time) Y
4. more than 1 sex partner at the same time N
5. receiving payment thereafter Always
6. skipping out without paying thereafter Always
7. photography during the event Y
8. videocamming the event Y
9. letting someone else listen or watch (the dog/cat/hamster don't count) N
10. spitting into someone's mouth and diving in after it. Unfortunately was once at the receiving end of this experience
11. sex with a relative N
12. sex with a close relative No, he managed to escape
13. violence (in moderate amounts please) Y
Gremlin, I still have your old letters, btw.
I'm more disturbed by the fact your friend knobby's blog has disappeared
Yes to all the first list save the plane...but not for lack of willingness.
1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8 & 13(in limits)
Clearly with conversations like this while eating we need to find a time to catch up again.
Almost yes to all...
I've enjoyed consensual sex with my sister many times. We're both adults. Incest IS the best, by a wide margin...or maybe it is just her that makes it so good.
Other than that my sex life has been decidedly vanilla.
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