Local Boy Urges Vehicle to Move
Parents of a baby boy were amazed and delighted at 7.10 a.m. this morning when their 11-month old son urged a vehicle passing outside their house to move.
"I was asleep when it occurred," says Smoot, the 22-year old mother of the child. "To think, if he hadn't slapped me on the eye, I could have missed this life-altering event completely."
Machine, the father of the child, left the house for work shortly thereafter but was said to be ecstatic over his son's achievements.
Astounded observers re-enacted the scene repeatedly, pointing at passing cars and stating "Go Car Go. Go Go Go. Go Car Go."
Analysts say that the child was predicting not just the continued forward motion of the vehicle this morning but also the decrease of COE prices in Singapore this quarter. Given that the said vehicle did in fact continue moving forward immediately after his statement, experts remain very optimistic about the outlook of COE prices this year.
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Guess which part of the following sentence is untrue:
"I was asleep when it occurred," says Smoot, the 22-year old mother of the child..
Too hard? I'll make it multiple-choice:
1) Smoot was asleep;
2) Smoot is the mother of the child;
3) "22-year old"
4) See answer 3
5) It's answer 3 above
6) ANSWER 3!!!!
You have a two-thirds chance of getting the above question correct.
eheheh. my wife lies. alot. eheheh. Go lie go!
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sweet baby! I believe you. Come on, I was in school with you. give R a kiss for me.
I must confess I don't know all that much about the analysts and experts but I certainly hope that the 'recent research on baby-talk' that Woron cites with such authority extends beyond his personal communications with A Certain Person In Paris.
maybe he was trying to say 'cargo'? :)
seriously, you CAN'T be 22!?!?!
You'd be younger than me, AND married, AND have a baby!
omg, I feel so inadequate!
Well, that's my ... mental age.
Ok so you got one digit wrong. Big deal! Heh
22 year old smoot??
Was checking if this entry was made in 1994 ... but then realised ... the internet was just about to be a worldwide phenomenon in 1994 ...
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Very journalistic writing tho...
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