Squee
Squee
Squee
Squee
The poor woman who has to express milk in the executive bathroom every day with her super-secret-super-quiet Avent breast pump has no way of knowing that we can hear her even from outside the bathroom. Through 2 closed bathroom doors, no less. I would hazard a guess that they can hear her even in the men's loo.
Either she's doing severe damage to her milk glands (in certain circles, this is politely referred to as 'producing strawberry milk') or the regulator in that breast pump badly needs replacement. But how to tell her?
posted by HairyDonut @ Monday, February 06, 2006
26 comments
26 Comments:
How about asking her, "Kopi, Teh or Guni?"?
The Guru
Guni similan?
Guni and lan are very different. The former is feminine and the latter is masculine.
The Guru
LOL, funny lar you both.
Err, just tell her lor! Or leave her a note... discreetly? Sounds hazardous, that pump she's using. Hopefully her nehs' not all warped and all now :P
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poor woman. leave her alone. seriously, I dun think she cares so long as she gets that guni out for her baby. one day, when her baby's in the same school as yours and makes it ahead to the dean's list....you'd be wondering why you dint do the squee thing too. leave her be. go mind your documents instead.
It's the Avent trap, I tells ya. I've had a similar experience. The pumps start off completely silent and they work beautifully.
Then after a few months, the squee squee squee can be heard throughout the office.
It's the rubber/ plastic regulator, I tells ya. And can you buy a replacement from Orchard Road? No. Must go all the way to some ulu fucked up location that only opens during office hours.
why dont you try the traditional squeeze squeeze method?
The Guru
Eh Guru, time to set up your blog leh.
Of course I'd like to have a peek. The comments you have posted over the past day or so have been endlessly intriguing. Who wouldn't like to know. So instead of doing a partial registration, why don't you complete what you have started and set up a blog?
she who cannot squeeze gotta live with the squee.
lemme hazard a guess. the guru's female and in a profession typified by highly-strung individuals...usually with manicured nails but sometimes bitten to the core, I mean, cuticle...do I get full marks?
The Modern Guru is a Chinese man, medium height, sitting in an office chair.
And Gremlin, you know him.
oi... call yourself a guru! you use that same Mountain-Mohammed line on everyone isit?
HD, this is the one i told you about lor! haha!
SLB?! omigod. you sure sound like a woman, man. sorry sorry. how live, the modern guru? all things good so far?
No, not SLB. Different person.
Yes, I do. I've met all kinds of people in my line of work, including many assholes.
Yes, that's true. Thanks for pointing that out. Actually although I've met many assholes, I've never met one that behaved like a duck. Can you behave like a duck?
I guess we are fortunate that there isn't a similar restriction on cows/ bullshit otherwise you'd have a problem, eh.
Mohammed sees a mountain of bullshit.
is it that boring in california, The Guni?
mountains of bullshit and all. yawn! the guru's definitely a woman. leave her be lest she shits on her mountain and seeks your place for refuge instead! eew.
i think he knows he ain't welcome here anymore than he was.
i'm just wondering aloud if El Segundo in Cali is really so boring that he has to do this. btw, he is an infonet user, running windows2000 and uses ie6.0.
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