Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Local Boy Urges Vehicle to Move

Parents of a baby boy were amazed and delighted at 7.10 a.m. this morning when their 11-month old son urged a vehicle passing outside their house to move.

"I was asleep when it occurred," says Smoot, the 22-year old mother of the child. "To think, if he hadn't slapped me on the eye, I could have missed this life-altering event completely."

Machine, the father of the child, left the house for work shortly thereafter but was said to be ecstatic over his son's achievements.

Astounded observers re-enacted the scene repeatedly, pointing at passing cars and stating "Go Car Go. Go Go Go. Go Car Go."

Analysts say that the child was predicting not just the continued forward motion of the vehicle this morning but also the decrease of COE prices in Singapore this quarter. Given that the said vehicle did in fact continue moving forward immediately after his statement, experts remain very optimistic about the outlook of COE prices this year.

22 Comments:

At 10:56 AM, Blogger Fore! said...

Guess which part of the following sentence is untrue:
"I was asleep when it occurred," says Smoot, the 22-year old mother of the child..

Too hard? I'll make it multiple-choice:
1) Smoot was asleep;
2) Smoot is the mother of the child;
3) "22-year old"
4) See answer 3
5) It's answer 3 above
6) ANSWER 3!!!!

You have a two-thirds chance of getting the above question correct.

 
At 10:10 PM, Blogger MercerMachine said...

eheheh. my wife lies. alot. eheheh. Go lie go!

 
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At 9:25 AM, Blogger gremlin said...

sweet baby! I believe you. Come on, I was in school with you. give R a kiss for me.

 
At 7:16 PM, Blogger Aneu_Agin said...

I regret to report that the analysts and experts are mistaken. Recent research on baby-talk has shown that babies tend to learn words and phrases which are commonly used by the parents. This groundbreaking result leads us to the rather embarrassing conclusion that the parents of this child must frequently urge cars to "go". Baby-talk scientists would therefore urge these parents to indulge in more "varied" conversation and certainly to refrain from using obscene vocabulary from the Hokkien dialect when discussing their neighbour's car.

Unfortunately, this result also suggests that the child was unlikely to have known if the passing car was going to continue along its merry way or in fact park right in front of the house, or if COE prices are to decrease (unless of course the said parents pronounce COE as cars and commonly use the word "go" to mean decrease.)

 
At 10:33 AM, Blogger HairyDonut said...

I must confess I don't know all that much about the analysts and experts but I certainly hope that the 'recent research on baby-talk' that Woron cites with such authority extends beyond his personal communications with A Certain Person In Paris.

 
At 11:04 PM, Blogger valkyrie said...

maybe he was trying to say 'cargo'? :)

 
At 4:31 PM, Blogger The Legal Janitor said...

seriously, you CAN'T be 22!?!?!

You'd be younger than me, AND married, AND have a baby!

omg, I feel so inadequate!

 
At 6:35 PM, Blogger HairyDonut said...

Well, that's my ... mental age.

 
At 3:19 AM, Blogger knobby said...

Ok so you got one digit wrong. Big deal! Heh

 
At 10:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

22 year old smoot??
Was checking if this entry was made in 1994 ... but then realised ... the internet was just about to be a worldwide phenomenon in 1994 ...

G

 
At 10:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very journalistic writing tho...
G

 
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