Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Catching up on my South African correspondence

Just received this exciting missive in my office email.
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SIR,

My name is MR.JOHN OMOH a senior government Officer in the Department of Works and Housing of the Federal Government of the Republic of South Africa. I got your company information from commercial department of your Country's Embassy here in Pretoria South Africa. Based on the information regarding the reputation of yourcompany, I have the same view of mutual understanding and trust in you pending when I receive your response in this subject matter.I and two other senior Government officials from the department of Finance and Reserve Bank of South Africa has a total of USD$30, 500,000.00 (thirty million five hundred thousand united states dollars only) to transfer into a foreign Company/individual Bank account safely pending our arrival for disbursement and investment of our share in your Company.All we need is a foreign partner who will provide us with a reliable foreign Bank account with other necessary information that will facilitate the easy transfer of the money. We have unanimously agreed to give to you 25% of the entire amount after the transfer, while 75% will be for us which will be deposited into our own individual account that you will help us open in your country on our arrival for disbursement.For further instruction and details, please contact me immediately on the above e-mail and also provide me with your own fax and telephone numbers for easy communication.I wait urgently for your response,Thanks for your anticipated co-operation,Best regards,MR. JOHN OMOH
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Dear John Omoh Fuckhead, Please consider a more judicious use of Upper Case in Your Sentences and also please get a new keyboard with a working space bar as you know there are supposed to be 2 space bars after every fullstop and just scanning your stupid email gave me a twitch why do you type like you have the hands of a gorilla you moron.

Also I am not a man Miss Omoh, and a child could come up with a better cover story than yours.

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At 4:08 PM, Blogger Robin said...

Nice post.. hahaha.. we get this type of email so often in ASIA.

And I have heard that people actually replied and got cheated !

People are so vulnerable when they are greedy!

 
At 2:50 PM, Blogger gremlin said...

can you call and play? ya know, do the "sarah yik" thang (was that the name?) on miss omoh. could be fun wat. I'll play with ju if you wanna next time I come back.

 
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