Must Smoke to be Creative

It is dusk and fashionably cool outside our office balcony. I can't confirm this personally since I'm sitting at my desk, but the ad agency girls in the balcony of the opposite office block obviously think so. They're smoking, laughing, chatting, flicking their (uniformly long brown) hair and trying not to let the wind blow their tiny little tank tops off. Oops what was that, a handkerchief in the wind?