The Best Yet!

From time to time, I get crap like this in my email. But this is the first one that has actually bothered to adapt the email so that the "deceased" actually has the same last name !!! I'm so honoured !!!! Previously the "deceased" was just Mr "SomeAngMoName" which is absolutely ludicrous seeing as how I have no Ang Mo ancestors to date. How do I know? Of course I know - otherwise my nose wouldn't be so flat !!!
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FROM ROTIMI WILLIAMS. LOME TOGO
TELEPHONE NO +228-9076370

Attention: Jennifer Chih

I am Barrister Rotimi Williams a solicitor at law, personal attorney to late Engr J.C Chih ,a national Of your country, who used to work with Shell Development Company in Republic of Togo. Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2003, my client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in auto crash along ecowas express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy here to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts,I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the fund valued at US$48 million left behind by my client before it gets confisicated or declared unserviceable by the STAR BANK PLC where this huge amount was deposited. The said Bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confisicated within the next twenty one officialworking days. Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 2 years now, I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.

Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer.I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim. All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me through this email for more details.

Best regards.

BARRISTER ROTIMI WILLIAMS
TEL NO +228-9076370
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Should I reply to this fucker? Unfortunately, I'm not as talented as the creater of this website - http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/