How to Harness the Power of Murphy's Law to get Pregnant

1. Purchase an expensive limited-period non-transferrable gym membership and personal training package, which is only suitable for non-pregnant women

2. Do not renew your insurance policy

3. Start a new business of your own using all your savings

4. Buy a 2-seater sportscar

5. Book a "oysters and champagne" brunch one month in advance - bonus points if they serve predominantly raw fish and soft cheeses

6. Splurge on your dream Missoni string bikini

7. Sell or give away all your baby stuff - especially the super expensive baby cot, baby changing table, baby playpen and super expensive baby bottle steriliser

8. Kill your gynae