Your call will be recorded for quality assurance purposes

I hear this everytime I call a government agency.

After Gomez-gate, perhaps it is not just the quality of the response from the government agency that is being monitored - I will need to ensure that my questions and responses are also good quality too.

Maybe this would be a good time to start using "Hello" instead of "Eh Lanchiao" as a quality greeting, the next time I'm kept on hold for 10 minutes.