It was 6 a.m. this morning and I'd just taken out the durians from the fridge and washed my hands when I heard the screams.
(Previously) Sleeping Husband : YOU BROUGHT DURIAN INTO THE BEDROOM!!!!!
Me: Yah... so?
PSH: I WAS SLEEPING!!!! IT WOKE ME UP!!!!!
Some people are just so sensitive. It's not like I pelted him with durian seeds or rubbed his face in durian paste. I just brought the stuff into the bedroom so that we (he, baby and me) can be together as a fambly whilst I eat some fruit. Something that, I'm sure, millions of families around the world would on a daily basis without exciting any comment. Of this, I am reasonably certain. But no, before I can say "would you like some durian" I get hustled out of the bedroom with my durians and holding the baby. Well, at least one member of my fambly will accompany me as I eat fruit in the living room.
Durians are not fruits... they're devious demons in disguise.
ReplyDeleteNo no ... durians are my friend.
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