Friday, July 08, 2005

Hello Hello!

Now that I've finally joined the 21st century and successfully set up this blog (after 2 attempts), I find that I have absolutely nothing interesting to say.

Except that Ryan (The Son) has started peeing regularly into his bathwater and usually just after we put him into the tub. So rather than hold a cold wet dripping baby in my arms whilst I empty and refill the tub, I just bathe him in this fortified bathwater.

After all, Chinese women used to wash their hands in their own urine stream to keep them soft and smooth. It is also said that drinking one's own urine every morning is the best cure for cancer.

31 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:19 PM

    Machine Boy is still cute (:

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  2. Hi, 'web communicator'. :)

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  3. We are very happy to see you blogging too, please feel free to dish out the dirt on MercerMachine. We promise not to blog about it.

    For at least two days. Heheh.

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  4. Hi! It's the Web-Communicator.

    MM is my husband so I am not free to gossip or "dish out the dirt" on him, as you have requested.

    For instance, I cannot discuss his strange proclivity for pepperoni, cheese and mushroom pizza.

    Or his "nuclear wasteland/ scorched earth" approach to clearing out our fridge.

    Not to mention his inexplicable aversion to any seafood/ food from the sea. [salt? what about salt? salt is from the sea what.]

    As a wise man once said, I never repeat gossip. I only say it once.

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  5. I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of said dished dirt.

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  6. Anonymous3:28 PM

    That's just not rite ... Give me cancer over soft hands or having to drink piss any time .. The next time I hold soft hands or give some chinese bird a french .... I'll be thinking ... maybe I need to use mouth wash or wash my hands after this..

    G

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